1 definition by bigdaddychaddy
big ovulation oopsies from ixceptional nights ' {boofin'}
When your significant other is menstruating and her endometrium spontaneously sloughs out on to the linens. This is problematic, for if you are making sweet love to another female, she will likely smell the sloughing of the previous women and be angered by your betrayal. Countless soldiers have fallen as a result of boofin' mishaps.
When your significant other is menstruating and her endometrium spontaneously sloughs out on to the linens. This is problematic, for if you are making sweet love to another female, she will likely smell the sloughing of the previous women and be angered by your betrayal. Countless soldiers have fallen as a result of boofin' mishaps.
Televised example: Spongebob - snail trail.
How to use in vernacular:
Chad from valencia: bro, I was with this hot chick last night and we were grinding
Bradley from columbia university JV football team: seriously bro? thats dope rawr ex dee
Chad: ya but it got slippery real quick because she started boofin'
brad: are you serious chad? i though that was just a myth!
chad: nope she boofed all over my linens
How to use in vernacular:
Chad from valencia: bro, I was with this hot chick last night and we were grinding
Bradley from columbia university JV football team: seriously bro? thats dope rawr ex dee
Chad: ya but it got slippery real quick because she started boofin'
brad: are you serious chad? i though that was just a myth!
chad: nope she boofed all over my linens
by bigdaddychaddy July 19, 2019