Definitions by bigblackandbold

Ario

he may be skinny and a bit nerdy but his cock is bigger than godzilla when he's excited

hey what's that massive mountain over there?

hey that's just ario's massive schlong

Merch

a nigga with one of the nicest cocks in the game. he may be skinny but he's def packin so don't count him out quite yet

Person 1: yo what's that massive cock bulge doin there?

Person 2: Nah man don't worry that's just ario