textured stranger

Masterbation technique where the user sits on his hand palms facing a slotted chair (metal grill chairs work best) until said hand falls asleep. Person then furiously masterbates with numb hand duplicating the sensation of getting a hand job from a person with textured gloves.

Last night I was in the garage so I gave myself a textured stranger.

by bigantsavage June 09, 2017

Syracuse spit roast

Same as an Alabama spit roast but no one is related

I lost the Syracuse spit roast cause she bit down at the wrong time.

by bigantsavage February 15, 2021