Definitions by big bear

semen puking asshole dickhead 

good polite way of calling someone a douchebag

semen puking asshole dickhead by Big Bear July 15, 2003

Slammin 

to mastubate; to beat the fuck off until your dick starts crying

i thought i was slammin to britney spears, but it turned out to be gilbert godfried in a wig

Slammin by Big Bear June 16, 2003

3 hots and a cot 

That's all u get if you're in prison. 3 hot meals and a cot to sleep on. That's all playa

When u go to jail, son, all u get is 3 hots and a cot

3 hots and a cot by Big Bear June 16, 2003

grease old mr meatstick 

to masturbate with either lotion or vaseline. i perfer vaselinf because it makes your penis soft and smooth for the ladies.

i gotta go grease old mr. meatstick before my date with Mry

grease old mr meatstick by Big Bear June 16, 2003

Cock the magic Pistol 

A funny way of just saying, beat off, jerk off, or plain old masturbate

i'm gonna go to your mother's house and cock the magic pistol over her forehead

Cock the magic Pistol by Big Bear June 16, 2003