A human-adjacent entity with dark tendencies and a suspicious obsession with cutlery-based violence specifically, the desire to cut people with a spoon. Not a knife. A spoon. No one knows why. She just likes the struggle.
Once a month, Lana hits peak road rage, transforming into a living, breathing horn honking through the streets. During one of these legendary episodes, she locked eyes with a ghost and somehow, the ghost killed itself out of sheer terror. Even the supernatural knows better than to mess with Lana.
Despite all of this, Lana is somehow charming—like a haunted doll that offers you life advice and then quietly steals your socks.
she is a good soul, loves animals, fun person to be around even in a road rage
Once a month, Lana hits peak road rage, transforming into a living, breathing horn honking through the streets. During one of these legendary episodes, she locked eyes with a ghost and somehow, the ghost killed itself out of sheer terror. Even the supernatural knows better than to mess with Lana.
Despite all of this, Lana is somehow charming—like a haunted doll that offers you life advice and then quietly steals your socks.
she is a good soul, loves animals, fun person to be around even in a road rage
by big back shaun August 14, 2025
Get the Lana mug.The embodiment of a meat vessel, will confidently give life advice while crying in the shower wearing nothing but one sock. Often seen wearing a swimming cap for reasons no one dares question, and proudly cultivating an undefined, luscious beard that whispers ancient secrets and screams "Persius" into the void. Prone to giving sage advice mid-breakdown, forming emotional bonds with USB cables and Imraan. He is a lovely man. Everyone needs a Persius.
There are days that you really need a Persius in your life, it becomes awesome by the minute, but disappears once you. uhm.. yea.
by big back shaun August 14, 2025
Get the Persius mug.An acquaintance of Persius, with luscious hair that flows like he’s in a shampoo ad directed by a Greek god. Often looks deep in thought but is probably just wondering if fish ever get thirsty. Immie is friendly, strangely wise, and so fast… he once answered a missed call. Scientists still can’t explain it.
And yes—he’s handsome. But not in a normal way. It's the kind of handsomeness that confuses people. Like, “Why do I feel something when he talks about printer ink?”
He has a profound skill and talent for walking. he walks, you know...like jah.
joh you will be like, this man. he is, a man...sometimes will ask for vaseline for his lips. yes. ok
And yes—he’s handsome. But not in a normal way. It's the kind of handsomeness that confuses people. Like, “Why do I feel something when he talks about printer ink?”
He has a profound skill and talent for walking. he walks, you know...like jah.
joh you will be like, this man. he is, a man...sometimes will ask for vaseline for his lips. yes. ok
I found an Immie on the street and I couldn't believe the way he walked so fast, he told me the news that will happen tomorrow.
by big back shaun August 14, 2025
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