Definitions by big baby jesus i can't wait

Dirty Banderas 

After receiving a blow job, holding a girl's mouth closed and blasting your cum up one nostril, while saying "Nasonex" in the Antonio Banderas bee voice.

You should have seen that ho's face when I gave her a Dirty Banderas

Dirty Banderas by big baby jesus i can't wait March 6, 2009

Dirty Nasonex

After receiving a blow job, holding a girl's mouth closed and blasting your cum up one nostril. Optional to make the Antonio Banderas bee voice while you're doing it.

Related to the Dirty Visine

Dirty Nasonex

Dirty Nasonex by big baby jesus i can't wait March 5, 2009

Dirty Visine 

After receiving oral sex blasting your cum straight in a bitches eye.

Alternatively a Dirty Ben Stein.

I gave that ho a dirty visine. It definitely got the red out.

Dirty Visine by big baby jesus i can't wait March 5, 2009

Cock Trench 

Vagina. Usually of a slut.

Used most commonly with "laying pipe."

Dude I laid some pipe in that bitch's cock trench last night. It was nasty.

Cock Trench by big baby jesus i can't wait March 5, 2009

Dirty Worf 

Spreading your nutsack across a girl's forehead, preferrably while she is tossing your salad.

Alternatively a Dirty Klingon

I gave this girl a dirty Worf last night.

Dirty Worf by big baby jesus i can't wait March 5, 2009