Definitions by bevo the fox

Helmet pounder 

1} Anyone that works for any form of government whose sole intention is to take your money, gain power, and instill by force their will upon you.

The big domed building in Washington D.C is stocked full of helmet pounders.

Helmet pounder by bevo the fox March 27, 2009

confluction 

Confluction: 1]Massive Conflagration. 2]Cluster Fuck of the 5th order. 3]Entanglement of 500 coat hangers. 4]Calling a credit card or software company and attempting to speak with a human.

The stimulus package is the biggest confluction to land on American taxpayers in over 225 years.

confluction by Bevo the Fox March 16, 2009