Beth: Hey, Carol, you up for finding some fancy expensive cars among the one percent and puttin bumper stickers on the back that say, "Cruisin for wenches with all two inches"?
Carol: Hell yeah. If you are, I am. I'm your doppelgangstuh, gurl!
Carol: Hell yeah. If you are, I am. I'm your doppelgangstuh, gurl!
by bethie horton mcjenniejane July 28, 2012

A condition in which a male is lonely and has a perpetual boner and no one into whom he can insert it.
Man, I'm lonely, and I gotta constant boner, and it's startin' to feel like a perpetual state of effin boneliness.
by bethie horton mcjenniejane October 16, 2017

I fall in crazy love with every single person who makes me laugh, so all I can figure is that I must be a hilariosexual.
by bethie horton mcjenniejane September 01, 2014

Definition: A psychological disorder in which the victims of the disorder are unable to depend on others, having to do everything themselves. Adj., Nodependent; Noun: A Nodependent; Nodependency
My boss, George, has to do every single thing himself, and it appears that he suffers from Nodependency and would benefit from the Nodependency 12-step program.
by bethie horton mcjenniejane October 16, 2017
