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Pork Flu

Pork flu: Also known as "We1SoBite1" is a new strain of influenza that traces its origins to Washington DC. Its present mutated form appears to have begun shortly after the omnibus spending bill revealed a severe addiction to pork consumption. Symptoms, which follow within minutes of viewing omnibus spending bills, include shock, fever, nausea, vomiting, and running away screaming to relocate in foreign countries.

Bobo: Hey, what the hell is wrong with Tyler? He was reading the omnibus spending bill online and next thing you know, he's sweating, shaking, throwing up, and mumbling something about moving to the South Pacific. Do you think he's got swine flu?

Yodo: Nah. Just overexposure to earmark spending. It's not swine flu. It's pork flu.

by bethie horton mcjenniejane May 1, 2009

doppelgangstuh

Twin souls who love to fuck shit up just for fun, cause that's how they roll.

Beth: Hey, Carol, you up for finding some fancy expensive cars among the one percent and puttin bumper stickers on the back that say, "Cruisin for wenches with all two inches"?

Carol: Hell yeah. If you are, I am. I'm your doppelgangstuh, gurl!

by bethie horton mcjenniejane July 28, 2012

Harvey Weinerstain

A glob of white goo ejaculated by Harvey Weinstein and proudly displayed on the clothing, chin, or running down the legs of, an auditioning actress in Hollywood.

She can't act her way out of a subway car, but her ticket to stardom was her big ole Harvey Weinerstain.

by bethie horton mcjenniejane October 16, 2017

braggadociopath

A pathological bragger. Noun which hybridizes the Italian word for bragging (braggadocio) with sociopath.

Gawd, all that chick DOES is brag! She's pathological! I think she might be a braggadociopath!

by bethie horton mcjenniejane May 23, 2013