"Mibgc", a Twitter group chat of 16 bakers, is a society in which everyone is queer, and Scott Smajor is the lord. They've won four Grammy's, and have performed their hit single "Can I Put My Balls In Your Jaws" at the SuperBowl for three consecutive years. To become 'one of them', you must endure difficult and unruly initiation and subject yourself to the horrors within. Smajor can't hurt you, he can only make you piss yourself.
Person 1: "Pick a number they say, 1-34 they say... little do they know what they're getting in to."
Person 2: "What are you talking about?"
Person 1: "Mibgc... they're responsible for my mental illness AND they're all.. queers.."
Person @: "It's alright, I heard they're endorsed by Smajor1995!"
Person 2: "What are you talking about?"
Person 1: "Mibgc... they're responsible for my mental illness AND they're all.. queers.."
Person @: "It's alright, I heard they're endorsed by Smajor1995!"
by berrytales October 10, 2021