Definitions by ben c

LTP 

To Lose the Plot. This saying is generally used to describe a situation which arises after an overconsumption of alcohol and or other drugs. Symptoms are dancing on tabletops, vomiting, loss of memory, and unexplainable stains, injuries and phone numbers.

Man, I LTP'd last night. I can't remember anything and my leg hurts.

LTP by Ben C July 5, 2004

philly cream cheese 

ejaculatory fulids. (i.e. sperm, splooge, splooey, man goo, jiz, jig...)

i got philly cream cheese all over her face.

philly cream cheese by ben c January 13, 2004