2 definitions by bellend chewer

bumhole farmer

One who ploughs the mud before sowing his seed.

Upon entering the establishment, i was shocked to notice zips on the rear of many of their trousers. The men were smiling, and their beverages were multicoloured and had cocktail umbrellas in. It was then i realised that perhaps i was surrounded by Bumhole Farmers.

by bellend chewer January 12, 2005

naughty stick

That pole men like to jam into warm and exciting new places.

"She can play with my naughty stick any day."

by bellend chewer January 16, 2005