Definitions by bellend chewer

naughty stick 

That pole men like to jam into warm and exciting new places.

"She can play with my naughty stick any day."

naughty stick by bellend chewer January 16, 2005

bumhole farmer

One who ploughs the mud before sowing his seed.

Upon entering the establishment, i was shocked to notice zips on the rear of many of their trousers. The men were smiling, and their beverages were multicoloured and had cocktail umbrellas in. It was then i realised that perhaps i was surrounded by Bumhole Farmers.

bumhole farmer by bellend chewer January 12, 2005