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coddiwomple

Leaving your family at home and disappearing on an "adventure" for a month long journey of masturbation and self discovery (mostly discovering yourself masturbating).
A term often used by "Plastic Vanlifers" to give the impression they're exploring unchartered territory whilst seeking out the same tourist spots as everyone else on the way to their final destination... the same holiday park they've stayed at for the last 3 years.
I'm heading off on a coddiwomple. I've got plenty of lube so don't worry.
by beardoweirdo December 3, 2025
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No Fluff

No idea. Not a clue.

The phrase "no fluff" is sometimes used to demonstrate "realness", however the more common usage is to describe someone who doesn't really know what they are doing.

The kind of person who just jumps on others ideas and attempts to pass them as their own, usually by trying to discredit those who they stole them from.
Dan: "That guy Jed sat up in the board meeting and pretended he came up with the latest advertising campaign, but it was all my idea."
Al: "F**k that guy man. No fluff!"
by beardoweirdo February 25, 2021
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