Definitions by barry white

birth 

1. The beginning of very long death.
2. When you are shot out of beaverville

In todays society that baby wont last long. We're too overpopulated as it is.

That mother just birthed her 12th kid. Some religions need to learn to wear condoms.

birth by barry white September 21, 2003

eye to eye 

being on the same level

Are you eye to eye with me you one-eyed, peg-legged, toothless, frech-whore midgit bitch?

eye to eye by barry white September 21, 2003

TLD

Tender Lovin' Dick. The kind of dick that watches the View.

Yo Barry, put somma dat TLD in my hoochie coochie.

TLD by barry white September 18, 2003