Definitions by barber voice hort

norn circuit

the worst fucking mario kart track ever.

only picked to cause drunken fights between the boys a few hours into a session.
so named as norns are boobs and choosing this track makes your night go tits up.

Person 1: "no way this idiot just picked norn circuit....."
Person 2: "well that's my night ruined"

norn circuit by barber voice hort February 11, 2024

Barbossa 

the name of a man with an extremely seductive voice. aka a "hort" voice. He goes by many an alias including a detective and a sheriff. But most of all his incredibly sexy voice means that all who hear him instantly orgasm like they've never orgasm'd before.

Person 1: Wow that man's voice is so seductive
Person 2: Yeah i know right, he's such a barbossa

Barbossa by barber voice hort February 20, 2019