Girl: Hey cutie ;)
Boy: Hi, look at my wonderful pixie stick
Girl: Oh my.. that's small.. How long is it?
Boy: 3cm
Girl: THATS A MICROPENIS
Boy: Hi, look at my wonderful pixie stick
Girl: Oh my.. that's small.. How long is it?
Boy: 3cm
Girl: THATS A MICROPENIS
by barbatos_anemo_archon April 06, 2023
When you're SOOOOOOOOO bored you start trying different keyboard combinations
You've already tried qwertyuiop, asdfghjkl, zxcvbnm, poiuytrewq, lkjhgfdsa, mnbvcxz and qwertyuioppoiuytrewqasdfghjkllkjhgfdsazxcvbnmnbvcxz
You've already tried qwertyuiop, asdfghjkl, zxcvbnm, poiuytrewq, lkjhgfdsa, mnbvcxz and qwertyuioppoiuytrewqasdfghjkllkjhgfdsazxcvbnmnbvcxz
by barbatos_anemo_archon November 09, 2022
Boy: This is my dick I wanna stick it in you
Girl: *pulls out ruler from her pocket*
Girl: 3 CENTIMETRES??? THATS SO SMALL
Girl: *pulls out ruler from her pocket*
Girl: 3 CENTIMETRES??? THATS SO SMALL
by barbatos_anemo_archon April 06, 2023
by barbatos_anemo_archon October 07, 2022