Definitions by bananabean 1957

toilet goblin 

a toilet goblin is a small child or pet that likes to follow you to the bathroom and sit next to or on your legs/feet wile you poop

ugh must you follow me *pet's name* i'm just taking a crap. i don't need an audience quit being such a toilet goblin

toilet goblin by bananabean 1957 April 26, 2021

flerp 

a flerp is like a flop but from a shorter distance.

mom: you better not flop on the new chairs they will brake down faster
me: *flerps*
mom: thanks

flerp by bananabean 1957 March 5, 2021

corn chip toes 

when an animal's feet smell like corn chips giving them corn chip toes

ya my cat/dog put her foot in my face and she had a bad case of corn chip toes

corn chip toes by bananabean 1957 January 8, 2021

sassy leg

when your pet (mostly cats) stick one leg out but only one leg and it is vary sassy and cute

cat sleeping.
me: oh how cute are you sleeping on the bed.
cat half asleep: sticked out a leg but vary sassy like.
me: wow thats a vary sassy leg on you.

sassy leg by bananabean 1957 January 5, 2021