Definitions by babadobey

Banter Sheath 

A condom that you keep in your wallet in spite of the fact that you know you already have a girlfriend.

'He's gone to see that bird again'

'He's proper gonna get her up the duff, his Mrs will find out!'

'Don't worry youth he's packing a banter sheath just incase'

Banter Sheath by babadobey January 4, 2010

Butter 

Sex

'Dave gave her a right good buttering so he did'

'I can tell by the way she is walking she was double buttered last night'

'She loves a bit of butter in the morning'

'I buttered last night'

'You can't beat a bit of butter'

Butter by babadobey January 4, 2010

Trittle

When you laugh so hard that you urinate slightly creating a visible wet patch on your trousers.

'What's the matter Steve?'

'I think I just trittled a bit'

'Let's have a look..Ohhhh yes you have a bit'

'Don't worry we've all had a good trittle at some point'

'One of the shit things about being old is that you're always gonna worry about visible trittle'

Trittle by babadobey January 4, 2010