Definitions by b bibble

scrortoise 

a cross btween a tortoise (a slow animal) and a scrotum. used to describe someone who is so slow they are never on time for anything.

pauls such a scrortoise. look at him ploddin along

scrortoise by b bibble September 1, 2005

john smiths 

possibly then greatest beer in all the world but only drank in england. it is unstoppably creamy and doesnt hav that bitter taste wat guinness has. evry1 in the world (apart from america) should drink it

i went out last nite n drank 54 pints of john smiths extra cold at the jolly farmer

john smiths by b bibble August 31, 2005