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Definitions by ayyy lamo

Scrutched 

When someone sneaks up on you and yanks your nuts and slams you on the ground
Dude, I got scrutched so damn hard my balls started bleeding!
Scrutched by ayyy lamo July 2, 2018

“The Force” ;) 

I hadthe force” ;) with a hott girl
an awkward feeling of wanting to skeet
Bruv 1: dude I want to "spank the monkey" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Bruv 2: bitch u horny
horny by ayyy lamo June 3, 2018