Definitions by ayyy lamo

Scrutched 

When someone sneaks up on you and yanks your nuts and slams you on the ground

Dude, I got scrutched so damn hard my balls started bleeding!

Scrutched by ayyy lamo July 2, 2018

“The Force” ;) 

Sexual tension

I had “the force” ;) with a hott girl

“The Force” ;) by ayyy lamo July 2, 2018

horny

an awkward feeling of wanting to skeet

Bruv 1: dude I want to "spank the monkey" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Bruv 2: bitch u horny

horny by ayyy lamo June 3, 2018