3 definitions by ayyy lamo

an awkward feeling of wanting to skeet
Bruv 1: dude I want to "spank the monkey" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Bruv 2: bitch u horny
by ayyy lamo May 7, 2018
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When someone sneaks up on you and yanks your nuts and slams you on the ground
Dude, I got scrutched so damn hard my balls started bleeding!
by ayyy lamo July 2, 2018
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