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Scrutched
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When
someone
sneaks
up on you
and yanks your nuts and slams you
on the ground
Dude, I got scrutched so damn hard
my balls
started
bleeding
!
Scrutched
by
ayyy lamo
July 2, 2018
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“The Force” ;)
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Sexual tension
I had
“
the force
” ;) with a
hott
girl
“The Force” ;)
by
ayyy lamo
July 2, 2018
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horny
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an
awkward
feeling
of wanting to
skeet
Bruv 1: dude I
want to
"
spank the monkey
" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Bruv 2:
bitch
u horny
horny
by
ayyy lamo
June 3, 2018
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