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Gary From Strongsville

A very reliable source of reference for those who find themselves several thousand miles away from the Strongsville, Ohio, Metropolitan area. who seek to acquire immense amounts of hallucinogenic fungus, best if referred to by way of a third or fourth party. The more ambiguous the identity of "Gary From Strongsville" The more accustomed individuals are to invest egregious amounts of capital in the aforementioned individual to whom they have never met nor will they ever have the opportunity to become acquainted with.

"Any progress boomer style?"
"Possibly, Gary From Strongsville is working on it."

by awl;erkjaw,efnmwp July 23, 2009