Definitions by autumnbutshitty
Gluezer
Person 1: "Okay dude what the hell was that? I barely got out of that dungeon you sent me to alive."
Person 2: "Hmhmhm... Gluezer..."
Person 1: "WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!?"
Person 2: "Hmhmhm... Gluezer..."
Person 1: "WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!?"
Gluezer by autumnbutshitty October 28, 2026
Butterfly
A butterfly is an insect that can fly. It is the genetically (and objectively) inferior version of a moth (moths are fluffy and cute). E.g. A shitty moth. I don't understand why someone would like these things over moths. You suck if you like butterflies more than moths. Yeah, that's right, you, I'm talking to you, person behind the screen. Mhm. Aha. I got you. Gluezer.
Person 1: "Oh hey look it's a butterfly! How pretty!"
Person 2: "You disgrace of a human being. Inferior."
Person 1: "Dude I know you like moths more, nobody gives a fuck. Get a better job than correcting people about what you think is superior, I was just observing one of the many beauties of life."
Person 2: "Hmhmhm... Off to the ball ripper 2000™ with you."
Person 1: "Wait what- AHHHHHHHHH!"
*Person 1 falls down a conveniently placed hatch in the floor that leads to the ball ripper 2000™ that Person 2 remotely opened.*
Person 2: "You disgrace of a human being. Inferior."
Person 1: "Dude I know you like moths more, nobody gives a fuck. Get a better job than correcting people about what you think is superior, I was just observing one of the many beauties of life."
Person 2: "Hmhmhm... Off to the ball ripper 2000™ with you."
Person 1: "Wait what- AHHHHHHHHH!"
*Person 1 falls down a conveniently placed hatch in the floor that leads to the ball ripper 2000™ that Person 2 remotely opened.*
Butterfly by autumnbutshitty October 28, 2026