who're

1. a contraction of the words "who" and "are;" seldom used in written language due to its awkward appearance.

2. the fantasy literature alternative to "whore" or "prostitute," because everybody knows that apostrophes in odd places and double vowels have the power to change any word into a fantasy literature word.
Buddy: Who're you writing that dumb definition for?
Sal: Wow, that would have appeared awkward in writing!

Tha'lanaa'kaei: Thou artest a diirty who're for thieverying the inno'cence of my liittle bro'ther!
Kasae'liaanaa: He arteth my huusband now, wench! I am permitted su'uch!
by atheismiscooler October 14, 2009
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