ass wiper's definitions

badger song

A song that is about badgers, mushrooms, and snakes.

the badger song is cool

by ass wiper November 14, 2007

hoseball

One who constantly exhibits flaky and noncommittal behavior.

Celicia is a fucking hoseball, she never goes to tennis practice because she goes back and forth between committing to the team and not.

by Ass wiper May 14, 2018