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Merylification 

The forced transition of a whole organization to verbalize emojis rather that doing the action.

Adopting the terms "slay", "purr", and "naurr" to converse with patients on their death bed and make radio calls to the world's best hospitals

In her own words, GCS verbal score of 2
real examples of merylification:

I remember saying "shrug emoji" out loud one time during class. Instead of like, SHRUGGING??? LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN

Using the words "snake emoji, gun emoji, knife emoji"