10 definitions by asm

a great dude who is super funny. likes memes and his friends. gives good advice about guys and is always there
by asm August 16, 2017
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is a medium height male. likes to be 'funny' but really isn't. has a big forehead.
stop being like rex
by asm August 16, 2017
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The maximum amount possible given the circumstances. Also can be used as an exaggeration for an extremely large number.
'My coupon expired AND I was too early for the sale, so they charged me the full amount.'

'How much money did you win at the casino yesterday?' 'The full amount.'
by asm June 24, 2006
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Term of ridiculous excitement coined by the infamous ASM (asm susan mathew)
Asm is the shit. #yeet. Guy is gay. #yeet
by asm November 4, 2014
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What you do when you realize you are shit or stains. Implies that you are so awful that you plan on jumping off a bridge or cliff. Similar to cuts.

Also used as an adjective describing something that is bad.
"If I scrub out of this PTQ, I'm definitely running cuts and jumps."
"My deck is such jumps."
by asm September 23, 2004
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seems to go to be true at first. falls in love quickly. doesn't agree with loyalty. uses the phrase "thick" and likes to act 'cool'. self conscious about their hair being short but needs a hair cut. acts childish towards people they dislike
you're just like logan rafferty
by asm August 16, 2017
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seems to good to be true at first. falls in love quickly. doesn't agree with loyalty. uses the phrase "thick" and likes to act 'cool'. self conscious about their hair being short but needs a hair cut. acts childish towards people they dislike
by asm August 17, 2017
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