2 definitions by ashketchum
A mutated crossbreed of a mouse and a rabbit, commonly painted yellow.
Randomly generates large amounts of electricity.
Currently being assessed by government scientists as an alternative energy source.
Randomly generates large amounts of electricity.
Currently being assessed by government scientists as an alternative energy source.
One day you'll plug your lights, your computer, your appliances, and your crappy electric car that goes 5 miles an hour into your Pikachu
by ashketchum May 28, 2008
Derived from a series of vulgar words such as: cockfuck and cuntfuck (one who fucks cock/cunt respectively). Flaaffy is the easier version of Forever Alone Fuck (FAF). Also a second generation Pokemon that looks derpy as shit.
Flaaffy is a person who does not have any romantic potential with another, sentenced to being "forever alone".
Flaaffy is a person who does not have any romantic potential with another, sentenced to being "forever alone".
If you go long periods of time without having a significant other and won't have one any time in the near future - legitimately, not just being an annoying as fuck twelve year old complaining like a little shit slut whore that you don't have a boyfriend - then you may qualify under the Flaaffy category.
Just kidding. There is only one true Flaaffy
Just kidding. There is only one true Flaaffy
by ashketchum July 7, 2013