Degenilectual

One who is deemed a degenerate by society at large for his way of being.
Yet concurrently he's an intellectual- and independent-thinker, whose degeneracy
indeed abets a realist worldview; unlike most of his detractors.
1. Degenilectual: Last Tuesday I received the best Nuru Massage to date; I tipped the lady 30%. I highly recommend.

Simpleton: Wait what?

Degenilecual: It's an oiled- body-on-body-massage that concludes with sex.

Simpleton: You're a misogynist who hurts women!

Degenilectual: I love women, that's why I'm willing to pay them upwards of $200 an hour for their services.
Last Tuesday was a case in point. Her name was Melody. We had an intelligent
conversation about our dogs, and I learned that she is about to complete an engineering
degree. I am proud to have helped fund the education of many a girl like her.

Simpleton: (ensues with autistic screeching)
by asdfery December 30, 2018
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