Definitions by arturo swift

fruit bowl 

To defecate on a glass surface, usually a window or a patio door.

Mr Berry failed me at math. I left him a nice fruit bowl to wake up to in the morning.

fruit bowl by arturo swift December 12, 2011

tactical chunks 

to make oneself sick in an attempt to ward off genuine and/or further sickness. usually relating to a bad hangover but equally applicable to any nauseating situation.

my hangover started to kick in about noon, i went for tactical chunks and felt alot better.

tactical chunks by arturo swift June 7, 2011