fruit bowl

To defecate on a glass surface, usually a window or a patio door.

Mr Berry failed me at math. I left him a nice fruit bowl to wake up to in the morning.

by arturo swift June 12, 2011

tactical chunks

to make oneself sick in an attempt to ward off genuine and/or further sickness. usually relating to a bad hangover but equally applicable to any nauseating situation.

my hangover started to kick in about noon, i went for tactical chunks and felt alot better.

by arturo swift May 13, 2011