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rollerbladder 

A mobile expanding bladder, caused by a rollerblader who stops at Starbucks for a venti refresher on half-off Wednesdays, drinks most of it sitting down, then continues on their way. Makes even routine rollingblading an extreme sport unless wearing an adult diaper.

Natalie downed the whole raspberry açaí, then kept going. Her rollerbladder needs a toilet shortly, or else the next sidewalk bump gonna be rollerbladder sploosh.

rollerbladder by artisplay August 5, 2023