Definitions by ari ari im so sorry

Turd Burglar

A lame acquaintance that does things that grind your gears and one that you have nothing in common with.

Allen: "Did you see how Bob was picking up on that chick? He used a horrible pick up line."

Camron: "Yeah dude, she was hott, but hes such a Turd Burglar."

Turd Burglar by ari ari im so sorry March 24, 2008