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noun /choo-kawt-choo/
The exact moment you catch someone mid-bite, mid-scoop, or mid-sneak during a snaccident they absolutely weren’t supposed to be having. Usually followed by frozen eye contact, half-chewed guilt, and bad excuses.
The exact moment you catch someone mid-bite, mid-scoop, or mid-sneak during a snaccident they absolutely weren’t supposed to be having. Usually followed by frozen eye contact, half-chewed guilt, and bad excuses.
He swore he was “just checking the macros” but I chewcaughtchued him mid-bite, pack of rice cakes smothered in peanut butter already gone.
by arek.streich July 25, 2025
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1. The irrational fear of entering a gym lift that does not contain a mirror, resulting in the inability to flex, admire one’s pump, or confirm that the gains are indeed still there.
2. A deeply unsettling sensation experienced when reflective surfaces are unavailable during peak vascularity.
1. The irrational fear of entering a gym lift that does not contain a mirror, resulting in the inability to flex, admire one’s pump, or confirm that the gains are indeed still there.
2. A deeply unsettling sensation experienced when reflective surfaces are unavailable during peak vascularity.
by arek.streich July 23, 2025
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