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Definitions by apt 3A

salty cantelope 

what spaull produces when rosie palms comes to town
Spaull's blue balls contain so much salty cantelope that he can ejaculate 5 feet.
salty cantelope by apt 3A June 7, 2004
big black beautiful buffalo bino, that's right, we said black
Bino is black
Bino by apt 3A June 7, 2004

Phi Gam Sluts 

all stupid underclassmen whores who eat dick like its candy and fall for stupid lines like "do bees have ears"
Wow, those Phi Gam sluts sure are naive. Maybe we should just call them 45, 46, and 47. And did you hear about the herpes epidemic?
Phi Gam Sluts by apt 3A June 7, 2004