Definitions by april ARSENIC

Necrofarmica 

The act of one, having sex with dead farm animals.

Joe Bob's wife would not put out so he went out to perform a necrofarmica in the pasture.

Necrofarmica by April Arsenic February 5, 2009

ichy scratchy 

When your pissed off girlfriend / wife takes your freshly folded undies and rubs them in fiber glass insulation, folds them and puts them back for you to wear.

I gave my boyfriend the good 'ol ichy scratchy lastnight.

ichy scratchy by April Arsenic January 26, 2009

mind blower 

While your man is going down on you rip a huge fart right in his mouth and blow his mind.

Lastnight was a real mind blower!

mind blower by april ARSENIC January 26, 2009