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(noun) A plump boy usually in his pre-teens. He is tanned with disgusting body hair that resembles a teen age war wolf. His hair is dark and unkempt with at least 3 immigrants nesting in it.

(verb) when you accidentally shit yourself and you are not wearing underwear, thus trying to let the turd go out the leg of your pants
girl: "do you smell that?"
man: "no hurry lets keep walking"
girl: "did you just selover? I saw it come out!"
man: "O.O ...no"
by apple johnson February 14, 2008
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