5'12

A height invented by people who refuse to admit they’re 6 feet tall, possibly due to a deep psychological commitment to being quirky, mysterious, or just slightly annoying.
He said he’s 5'12. Bro just say 6 feet, what kind of math is that?
She told me her ex was 5'12 so I wouldn’t feel short. I’m 5’8 and confused.
by anteater22 April 11, 2025
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