anonymous crab's definitions

long schlong

a word used by people with very small genitalia in order to describe their own.

¨I have a long schlong my dude.¨
¨no you dont its actually very small you dumb fucking idiot.¨

by anonymous crab May 13, 2021

dinky

the Canadian way that a toddler says/names their penis.

"Mommy! Look! I peeing with my dinky!"
"Lovely dear (swigs maple syrup)"

by anonymous crab May 13, 2021