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long schlong

a word used by people with very small genitalia in order to describe their own.
¨I have a long schlong my dude.¨
¨no you dont its actually very small you dumb fucking idiot.¨
by anonymous crab May 13, 2021
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dinky

the Canadian way that a toddler says/names their penis.
"Mommy! Look! I peeing with my dinky!"
"Lovely dear (swigs maple syrup)"
by anonymous crab May 13, 2021
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