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An amazing fucker, great in bed, usually has huge boobs, and an erected penis. Always stoned, wasted, or high, with at least three best friends.
You looked stoned, you must have done a clairumz last night
by anonymous in your pants December 29, 2007

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a total whore, skank, slut, amazing sex partner, cunt, sleeze, twat, bitch, prostitute, stripper, and all the reast of the words to describe a slut.
she is very funny and sexy.
Claire: I was with a jessumz last night!!
Niki: Lucky whore!
Claire: I know!
by anonymous in your pants December 29, 2007

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