anonymous's definitions

gamer

A person who plays video games for fun as a pastime or hobby. Anyone who says a gamer is almost always beyond this is not telling the truth.

The gamers played an NES.

by Anonymous July 6, 2005

saturday night bowler

A modification of the ever so popular shocker in which the performer inserts his or her index and middle fingers into the vagina and inserts their thumb into the anus.

When I told her we were going bowling this Saturday, her body quivered in the anticipation of the shocking experience she was about to have.

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

Jeff Hardy

1. To botch, to mess up a high risk move.
2. To wear paint and dress in a homosexual fashion.

I hope I don't Jeff Hardy this jump.

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

lu

A mispelled word for toilet. Ex. I have to use the "loo".

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Nut rag

A small towel that is used for wiping the post intercourse fluids from the male or female genitalia, breast, face or ass.

by Anonymous April 4, 2003

furtling

The use of ones hands to simulate or create the impression of anatomical features in a postcard or photograph. This practice was more commonly for entertainment purposes rather than overt sexual gratification.

In an era before radio and television, Furtling was a somewhat common parlor phenomenon in the Victorian era.

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

agent911

A noun often used to represent a total screw-up in a very funny manner. Usually it is used in conjunction with farmer slangs. Can also be used as an adjective.

You really agent911 that up, you cock bite.

by Anonymous June 7, 2003