Definitions by anonbiker

Rigor tortoise

The unknown but assumed catatonic state which inhibits one from conducting work, attending duties, or responding to Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear’s request proof of life requests. The term may also reflect a slowing-down during a reptile’s hibernation.

I hear Johnny’s out from work; must be a case of rigor tortoise

Rigor tortoise by anonbiker August 5, 2026