Definitions by angry irish

skeeser 

typically a female that a male searches for, when all else has failed and last call has been called.

a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.

"hey its last call, lets find a skeeser and get outta here"

"lets fuck some skeesers tonight"

"that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is fucked up, im gonna do her anyway"

"dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser"

skeeser by angry irish January 9, 2007

horse 

to have sex,bang,fuck,crush butt,smash itfuckabitch.

Ima gonna horse that bitch

hey dude you horse that chick

hows she horse?

horse by angry irish January 9, 2007