angry Christian's definitions
(verb) to make outrageous homophobic statements in order to conceal one's true sexuality.
(noun) one who santorums.
(noun) one who santorums.
Jeff: Yo man did Mike tell you he hooked up with 3 chicks last night?
Chris: He told me five. Are you sure he's not just a Santorum?
Chris: He told me five. Are you sure he's not just a Santorum?
by angry Christian January 10, 2012
Get the Santorummug.