andy vale's definitions

your ancestor

the worse comeback ever, reminds me of brokeback for some reason

uncool Dude: what we doing tonight jim?

Jim: your mom! (stupid but rightous laughter)

uncool dude: your ancestor

jim: what the hell was that?

by andy vale July 23, 2006

drama

futurama said it all.
"an attempt to impress the same sex"

think of your own. your big drama lover if you can't...

by andy vale October 20, 2006

Face like a slapped mule's ass

Ugly. Only a special kind of ugly that resembles a mule's ass when slapped alot. mainly used in england but let's make it global.

annoying andy: so guy's what do you think of hot new beau! AIN'T SHE HOT!
Me: no she got a face like a slapped mule's ass

by andy vale July 13, 2006

pie pants

1) a fantasy of homer simpsons...orignates from the simpsons the episode i forget.

2) a real cool invention

ummm, pie pants...

...and that's how pie pants saved the world

by andy vale August 5, 2006