andy kumar's definitions

Excalibur

When engaging in fisting, insert arm to the wrist, grab hold of anything loose and pull violently.

Excuse me honey, but being your knight in shining armor I feel it is only fair that I show you EXCALIBUR!

by andy kumar April 30, 2005

slut magic

The act of suddenly appearing for booty calls regardless of previous commitments, and with complete diregard to their perception among friends, coworkers, or their family. Often the slut magician sleeps around to get respect, knowing full well they are being used just for meaningless sex.

Lisa is so easy, when ever I call, through use of slut magic she appears just so I can get my rocks off.

by andy kumar July 10, 2006