Definitions by amongus man

March 6 

sun

its march 6th
you know what that means
yeah

March 6 by amongus man January 12, 2022

wednesday 

National "eat a pack of altoids" day

fr fr its already wednesday
damn gotta eat a pack of altoids
you know it
wintergreen
you know it brother
yeah
yeah

wednesday by amongus man January 12, 2022

January 14

National have sex with your significant other day

we had sex on January 14th
you must really love each other

yes

January 14 by amongus man January 12, 2022

january 12 

national have sex with your girlfriend day

bro what day is it
its january 12th bro
gotta go have sex man

january 12 by amongus man January 1, 2022