shitface cockmaster

One who maintains a high standard of acting like a tool. Usually found in libraries and police stations.
Harry, you're such a shitface cockmaster for making that volcano science project.
by almighty jed April 26, 2006
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dookie head

One that possesses fecal matter on their cranium. Usually punishment for committing a lame act.
Allison, that was stupid.. you're such a dookie head!
by almighty jed April 26, 2006
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