Definitions by almighty jed

shitface cockmaster 

One who maintains a high standard of acting like a tool. Usually found in libraries and police stations.

Harry, you're such a shitface cockmaster for making that volcano science project.

shitface cockmaster by almighty jed April 26, 2006

dookie head 

One that possesses fecal matter on their cranium. Usually punishment for committing a lame act.

Allison, that was stupid.. you're such a dookie head!

dookie head by almighty jed April 26, 2006