jhon 4

jhon 4 is a creature not seen by many, but your life will be changed when you see one. You may be wondering when you see a John 4, if you ever got such a chance. The first and main giveaway are his socks and sandals, with the sandals being the main focus. The sandals will say "JOHN" on the left, and "4" on the right. This is an attempt to blend in, and not reveal his real identity. His sandals will also be really shitty and beat up, looking like they are a decade old, despite being on a few years old. He will also be a dumbass, and have brown mop hair, and very white skin. Jhon 4s are tanks, and angering one could lead to your untimely death. But overall, jhon 4 is a memorable creature and take your time admiring this absolute beast.

"Is that jhon 4?"
"Oh my god it is!"

by allhailkiwi April 30, 2021

Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV

Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV is a very interesting individual, there has been much research done on the specimen, although results are pending, we have discovered that Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV has some superb traits. Such as, his wacky drama skills, and elite ability to "forget" his math homework, and is known for his elegant fashion, i.e. cowgirl boots. Keep an eye out for this rare creature, as it is a once in a life time opportunity, and an out-of-body experience.

Speaker:Pull your mask up Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV

Robby Johnny Eddy Clayton IV: Wuut oh aight uhh
Speaker: COVID-19 lives in the nose!!!:)

by allhailkiwi April 19, 2021