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short version of love handles. the male version of a muffin top. the fatty bit that hangs over the top of a man's jeans.
as chris went for the ball, we noticed his landles jumping as he ran.

look at the landles on him! its like his ass is trying to escape!
by alice and the wilson March 23, 2007

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the verb used to describe the act of putting on lip balm when you have very dry / chapped lips
dude, you got any lip balm? i really need to lipromize!

i am in need of some serious lipromization before my lips crack.

i gotta get lipromized.
by alice and the wilson March 23, 2007

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