Definitions by alfred q walrustitty

balogna skins 

tires that have absolutly no tread left on them

You will never make it up that icy hill with those balogna skins on your truck you jackass.

balogna skins by alfred q walrustitty December 24, 2008

derby

The end or "head" of the penis

Did you hear what happened to Bob? while trying to conceal a pistol down the front of his pants he accidently blew off his derby. What a shame.

derby by alfred q walrustitty April 15, 2007

knobbin-hood

Someone who has gone way above and beyond the call of duty to be a total dickwad

I can't believe that cop gave me a 250 dollar speeding ticket. What a knobbin-hood

knobbin-hood by alfred q walrustitty April 13, 2007