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Definitions by alex hits women

Uncle Mark 

"oh it's uncle mark"

no you are 

the strongest comeback one could possibly make. First used by Harrison Monin in 2018 and since has left everyone in arguments bewildered.
Guy 1: "I fucked your mum last night"
Guy 2: "No You Are"
Guy 1: "oh shit"
Monin is the act of Sucking one's finger in a NON-sexual way. used most commonly by eshays, the phrase first arose in late 2018 and since has become a staple of finger sucking all over.

this is not to be confused by someone sucking a finger in a sexual way as it is completely habitual.
guy 1: "yo, I saw a dude monin"
guy 2: "yo no way what a grot"
Monin by alex hits women May 14, 2020
to make an excuse for playing bad in a video game, typically when a shotgun does no damage.
dude 1: "nooooo my shotgun did no damageeeee"
dude 2: "sounds like you're lewry bro"
Lewry by alex hits women May 14, 2020