eet-rat

n. A child of either sex between the ages of 1-9.
"Aw, what a cute little eet-rat!"
by Alecx Hunter July 12, 2005
mugGet the eet-ratmug.

cabbage

n. A human baby. Coined by the late comedian Bill Hicks
"Oh, CHRIST. The bitch can't even spell the name of her trailer park, and she's going to pump out another goddamn cabbage?"
by Alecx Hunter September 04, 2005
mugGet the cabbagemug.

jib out

v. To so completely lose your cool that you can only get jibberish out of your drooling piehole.
When Jon found out that his mother had done biker gangbang flicks in the '60s, he totally jibbed out. It was AWESOME.
by Alecx Hunter August 03, 2005
mugGet the jib outmug.